Archive for December, 2010

Here’s a deal…

Now usually I don’t ask for anything, but I need some new things for Christmas, so I need cash.  So, I’m looking for a piggy to sponsor me.  Yep, that’s right.  I want a little piggy out there to sponsor me so I can save up for some gorgeous things like a new iphone.  Anyway, here’s the deal. 

I know you all only have eyes for me and want to be with me, so how about letting me give you the girlfriend experience.  I’ll pretend to be your girlfriend online, send you horny, sexy texts that you can show your friends, send you naughty messages via voicemail for your friends to hear about what a fantastic night we had (and even give you a few special private sexy phone calls).  I’ll send you some of my sexy undies, little love notes and stuff like that.  All to show your friends that you’ve pulled a gorgeous sex kitten like me.   So what will this cost you?  Only £100 per week.  That’s cheaper than what a real girlfriend would cost you.  Just imagine how jealous your friends will be to know that you’re with someone as sexy as me!  You’ll get emails from me, text messages, voicemail messages, exclusive naughty photos of me, special one on one intimate phone calls from me and all for just £100 per week. If you want to shoot your load while I either humiliate you on the phone, or tell you how wet and juicy my p*ssy is for you, I will…. and all for just £100 per week (I will also accept online gift vouchers and presents from my wish list).

Just let me know your mobile number, your email and things that you want me to say or send that you can show your friends, and I’ll do the rest.  I’ll need to know your timetable too so that I can make texts and/or phone calls that will make the most impact for you with your friends.  Stop your friends thinking you’re a loser and let them think that you’re getting your rocks off with a gorgeous, horny bitch like me…

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