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I needed a discount!

July 29th, 2010 |

On the phone the other day to a telecoms company, I was complaining that I was paying too much. To my surprise, I was chatted up by the person on the other end. When he asked me my occupation I decided to have a little fun and tell him that I was a full time Lifestyle Mistress…. the conversation went like this….

“So, what is it that you do for a living….”

“Me? I’m what they call a Lifestyle Mistress… have you ever heard of one?”

“Well I’ve heard of Mistresses before. Are you one that has affairs or one of the naughty ones that whips and sits on Men for fun?”

“I’ve occasionally whipped someone, Queening of course is one of my favourites, as is dripping hot wax all over a mans area while he’s aroused” I said it with a smile on my face, knowing he would ask…

“No way? Do you? I’ve always wanted to try that…. What’s Queening?”

“It’s when a Mistress sits fully clothed on your face, or if you prefer, sits on your face with panties on”

“Hmmm, I’d prefer them off” he said cheekily

“I’m sure you would. You sound like you could be punished quite a bit being a naughty boy” I knew he wanted me to carry on lol

“I sure am a bad boy…. you’re making me very hot you know”

“Really? Oh dear, perhaps I should stop then” I said giggling

“Please don’t… what would you do to me if you were here right now?”

“Well, I’d stand behind you, and run my hands over your chest, leaning on you so you could feel my breath on your neck. I’d then take your hands behind your back and lock them up nice and tight to the seat. I’d then pull your chair out from the desk, unzip your trousers, and tightly tie your balls together. Separating them from your c*ck, nice and tight. Leaving them outside your trousers, I’d tie your ankles to the chair, then lay you down on the floor…..” At this point I can hear Mmmms and slight panting lol. “While you’re on the floor, I would stand over you so you could see right up my skirt. Part my panties, and just squat over you. Would you like to see my wet juicy pussy over your face?”

“Hmmmmm” – I think he was a bit busy lol

“While I’m squatting over your face, I’d gently grab your c*ck and start rubbing up and down, until you started to dribble….”

“Oh…. mmmmmm, please don’t stop….”

“Then I’d smack it…. smack that disgusting c*ck while it’s dribbling… squeeze those blue balls…. then gently rub it again until you were just about to cum…”

“Oh my god, suck it, suck it…”

“No… lol…. now if you want to cum, you’re going to have to take the face full…. dyou want it???”

“Yes…. yes…. just do it Mistress….”

“I gently grab that dirty c*ck again, rubbing those blue balls and start to pump you with my hands. Up and down…. up and down….pre cum dribbles and down your shaft… your breath deepens as I rub over and over again, faster and faster… squeezing your c*ck as I pull up….” I could hear he was just about to cum…. his breath was getting shallower and shallower and finally….

“Ohhhhhhhhhhh…. uh..uh…. Mmmmm….”

“Did you enjoy that?” I asked

“Oh my god yes…”

“Good… then if you can’t get my bill down, I’ll send the recording to your Manager….”

“What?!?! Oh no…. erm…. ok… erm…. ”

Did I get the discount…. let’s just say it was definitely a worthwhile morning lol.