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Archive for August, 2009

Wonder if he’ll do it?  I wonder if you would?

“I want you to take all your clothes off.  Put your trousers in 1 cabinet, your top in another and your shoes outside the window.  Then tape your balls up tight with tape.  Stand about a metre away from the cabinet and w*nk, you MUST shoot and hit the cabinet right in front of you if not, move 30cm closer and try again, until you eventually do hit the cabinet.  Then just leave it there.
 
Then I want you leave your pants off, and put your trousers on back to front.  Put your top back on and then go and get your shoes.
 
You must then walk to the nearest toilet, to change your trousers to their right way, but you must walk passed 3 women before you do so with your trousers on the wrong way.”

marky was nearly right – 2 months without an update – nope more than that marky!

I have tried to update nearly every month but sadly have been either deep in the depths of despair with depression or suffering with anxiety but at the moment I’m free of both so I’m a happy bunny.

Went to Braintree yesterday to visit family.  Was nice.  Drank sparkling water (as I’m detoxing) much to the disgust of my sister who thinks it’s weird to drink sparkling water lol.  Talked a lot of nonsense but had a giggle with my brother in law though – I’ve always liked him   Shame he is now losing his hearing.  Mind you I didn’t care that I had to shout at him in the pub garden, as I have a big mouth anyway

Got a telling off from my web host – a plug in that I had put in a wordpress site had been bloody spamming!  So that plug in got deleted straight away.  I will be telling wordpress about it because I like most people HATE spam with a vengence.  I like to be a vegetarian internet surfer and website thanks very much lol.

Apart from those exciting things happening, nothing much else has.  Although I have dyed my hair blonde at the moment (a total moment of madness) although it very soon will go back to black (knowing my luck with a hint of green) as blonde doesn’t really suit me….

Thinking of it, I must start updating my twitter page a bit more often too.  Especially as it’s the Summer (yeah right, where’s the bloody sun then!) and as I’m inside because it’s raining I should be able to add it t my daily schedule.

Right that’s me for now.

Miss D

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